October 12, 2004


There are so many goofy things to talk about, I thought I would put it all in one post:

Getting stupid

Edwards: 'When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going to walk. Get up out of that wheelchair and walk again'...

Why don't you just promise us 72 virgins you moron?
Internet Suicide Pact
I wonder when the first Internet Jonestown Mass Suicide will happen.... too weird.

High Court to rule in Tuna Can Case:

Sounds "fishy" to me. Seems somewhat trivial.

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September 25, 2004

Teacher sends home shit

This is no figure of speech:


DALLAS -- A teacher is on paid administrative leave after sending a first-grader home with feces in his backpack because the boy went to the bathroom on the classroom floor.

The teacher apparently was frustrated with the 6-year-old student's actions so wrapped up the waste and sent it home with the boy Tuesday along with a note, Dallas school district spokesman Donald Claxton said.

Claxton declined to identify the teacher at Gabe P. Allen Elementary School.

"It generally appears the teacher was trying to help raise awareness with the family," Claxton said. "It's just an unfortunate incident. Unfortunately, she took this course of action."

Yeah, no shit sherlock!

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September 16, 2004

Bad month in local news

I want to crawl under my bed and let the world go by:

On September 2nd, a former female cop I knew went the wrong way onto the freeway in Northern California. She managed to get into the fast lane and crashed head on into another vehicle. Those occupants survived, the woman I knew did not.

I know she had some difficult times, and I hate to say this, but it almost sounds like a suicide.

Last Friday a 14 year old boy was showing his 14 year old friend a .12 gauge shotgun. The gun went off, blowing the other boy's head off.

A few days ago a former co-worker was arrested for statutory sexual seduction. I want to smack him upside his stupid head.

A few days ago I saw an obituary for a 17 year old boy who died "following a lengthy battle with cancer." Age 17 ? Lengthy battle? Damn- what age was he when he was diagnosed?
That is really shitty.

Today there is an obituary for a baby born Sept. 5, 2004 and died on September 13th.
That would kill me.

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September 06, 2004

In The Year 2525

Ok, I may be dating myself here. Last night I was watching VH1 "One Hit Wonders" and they were showing the top 100 of this category.
I don't know if this was on there or not, but I have been humming this song all day long.
It's called "In the Year 2525" by a duo called "Zager & Evans." It reached the #1 spot on the charts in July 1969; when I was 4 years old.
Here are the lyrics:

In the year 2525
If man is still alive.
If woman can survive, they may find.

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies.
Everything you think, do and say, is in the pill you took today.

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes.
You won't find a thing to chew.
Nobody's gonna look at you.

In the year 5555
Your arms hanging limp at your sides.
Your legs got nothing to do.
Some machine doing that for you.

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife.
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too.
From the bottom of a long glass tube. Whoa-oh

In the year 7510
If God's a-comin, he oughta make it by then.
Maybe he'll look around himself and say.
Guess it's time for the judgment day.

In the year 8510
God is gonna shake his mighty head.
He'll either say.I'm pleased where man has been.
Or tear it down and start again. Whoa-oh

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin if man is gonna be alive.
He's taken everything this old Earth can give.
And he ain't put back nothing.Whoa-oh

Now it's been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears.
For what he never knew,
now man's reign is through.

But through eternal night.
The twinkling of starlight.
So very far away.
Maybe it's only yesterday.

In the year 2525
If man is still alive.
If woman can survive, they may find.

In the year 3535...........

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September 02, 2004

Uneducated News People

The past few days I have heard a female reporter on ABC radio constantly saying "presentbush."
They have mispronounced my state as "Nuh Vah Da" instead of "Ne va da."
The dumbest thing I remember hearing was the story about that Air India Flight that exploded southwest of Ireland in 1985.
The reporter confidently said the plane had "exploded southwest of Ireland and crashed into the Pacific Ocean."
Any dumbass would know that the ocean southwest of Ireland is the Atlantic!

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August 31, 2004

ANOTHER TOY depicting 911

Same candy maker, similar toy-two towers, but this time with an Osama look alike between them. It looks like he is trying to knock them over.
Now- I would like some bastard to tell me this was a "coincidence" now.
I don't think so!

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August 08, 2004

Latest Goofy Thread

This comes from Mississauga,Ontario,Canada:

"Black Women Butt Implants."


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August 01, 2004

Some people should just keep quiet

I dated a lady for awhile, and we still seemed to be good friends. She recently made the comment "I finally found a real man" and then realized she insulted me.
If I said "I found a real woman" around her she would have had a seizure.
I wonder how her shoe tastes. She probably feels like a heel.

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July 31, 2004

Tick Turd

There was this woman who worked where I do. She is straightening her life out, gets over alcohol; gets her kid back, just seems to be making a comeback.
You just want to cheer her on....

She was fired yesterday for being drunk on the job.

I want to barf.

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July 25, 2004

Does yo' mama know you're on the computer?

I had an interesting search thread- the following is rated PG:

"girls with their asses in the air"

Umm... ok. It says you are from Avalon, Catalina Island, California. I have been there twice, once by sail boat and once by private plane to the "Airport in The Sky."

It seems like if you want to see "girls with their asses in the air" all you would have to do is look out the window or go for a short walk. I visited Catalina twice during the 1980's and it was hell on a hormonally frustrated teenager. I saw more T&A there than I had ever seen in my life.

I left a trail of drool there.

Keep in mind- that was before thongs. I am sure you can see more now than I ever had.

Go take a photo- it'll last longer.

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July 23, 2004

Ronstadt can't take the "Heat"wave

She did it again, this time in Livermore, California.
I find it funny how some talking heads in the news are trying to say this is a "conservative (or Republican) backlash" against liberal entertainers.
Let's set the record straight....

First of all- it is an "American Backlash" to the pacifist wussies.
They are people exercising their right to oppose what is said, just as she is exercising her right to say what she wants.
She has the right to be stupid, but she's abusing the privilege.

This happened in Livermore- a city in the San Fransisco Bay Area- which happens to be heavily democratic and liberal.

As for this quote:

"There are too many Republicans in Vegas," Mike Donnelly of Clayton said before the show. "I think the response (to her remarks) has been ridiculous and ludicrous."

Well Mr. Donnelly- Las Vegas does not have "too many Republicans." Las Vegas and the rest of Clark County, Nevada is heavily democratic also. They have a prominent democrat mayor, and one of their congressional districts has a democrat representing it.

So- unless you know what the hell you are talking about, shut the hell up.


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Bryant's Prosecution Dealt a Major "Blow"

Sounds like bad terminology to me.... but anyway the skanky-ho's lugubrious past will be allowed in court.
Why would there be even an issue about this ?

This little floozie has been quite active, so why would they try to hide it ? It seems to me to be an overzealous prosecution team realizing they have egg on their faces.
I mean- he was an idiot to open his fly to her, he has a beautiful wife, and she needs to kick his butt, but damn this girl he did the wild thing with is mucho ugly white trash.


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July 16, 2004

Oh Shut the Hell Up Already!

This gets on my nerves because they are so damn predictable. Benjamin Franklin once said (paraphrasing) that insanity is when you do the same thing over and over again and expect a different result....

So, why in the hell should the president feel obliged to attend the NAACP convention?

They badmouth him, or any other president who has come to kiss their asses, and they would do as they have done in the past, badmouth after he leaves.
There is no pleasing these jerks. You could give them all they want, and it would never be enough.
That is the mentality of starving to death in a restaurant.
They constantly use the race card-blah blah blah- when they are guilty of doing what they accuse others of.
If they could have their way, they would rewrite the history of the civil war to make it look like Republicans started it. History has shown that the Republican Party started under Abraham Lincoln's leadership with one purpose: To End Slavery in the United States. ( I am not sure what their purpose is now, or even what the Dems purpose is, other than to be Marxist Assholes)

I think they are still in shock from Bill Cosby bitchslapping them a few months ago.

They have outlived their purpose.

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June 25, 2004

Farting in public

I saw this post about farts at http://itsallaboutde.mu.nu/ and had to elaborate on it.

Working in public I am always exposed to weird/funny things. Once I was on my knees arranging a display when an elderly woman passed by me. I hear a high pitched "FAAARRTTT" as she passes by. It sounded like a squeaky oboe.
A few minutes later I was telling a co-worker about it, and then we both hear "FAARRTT"- sure enough it was the same lady, again! She didn't even grimace, she was tooting without effort.

About 23 years ago I worked at a donut place, and we had a regular customer, about 350 lbs, and he would come in all the time and drink coffee, but never had a donut. Once he was in there with his son, I was in the back, so it was just the 3 of us, alone.
It was quiet, I was minding my own business when there was this ear splitting
Then silence....... except for my muffled laughter.......
It lasted for about 30 seconds, and must have traveled through 20 miles of intestine....

Another time there were 3 drunk women standing in the aisle one night about 10 years ago, they were just jabbering and laughing for about 90 minutes. One said something particularly funny, and they all lost their composure and were cackling like chickens, and then "FAAAAARRRRTTTTT"
They totally lost it.

When I was in 4th grade there was a play going on, and we were all sitting on the gym floor.... then there was a quiet point in the play....no dialogue....."faarrrt" then it was pandemonium.
A female student farted, and of course the gym floor amplified it for all to hear....

People laugh more at the sound than the smell.

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June 20, 2004

Why people leave the military

I am not a big listener of Rush Limbaugh, but he's got a point here....

I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving the country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I just can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million.

If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable.
Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you remarry. And there's a payment of $211 per month for each child under 18. When the child hits 18, those payments come to a screeching halt.

Keep in mind that some of the people who are getting an average of $1.185 million up to $4.7 million are complaining that it's not enough. Their deaths were tragic, but for most, they were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. Soldiers put themselves in
harms way FOR ALL OF US, and they and their families know the dangers.

We also learned over the weekend that some of the victims from the Oklahoma City bombing have started an organization asking for the same deal that the September 11 families are getting. In addition to that, some of the families of those bombed in the embassies are now asking for compensation as well

You see where this is going, don't you? Folks, this is part and parcel of over 50 years of entitlement politics in this country. It's just really sad. Every time a pay raise comes up for the military, they usually receive next to nothing of a raise. Now the green machine is in combat in the Middle East while their families have to survive on food stamps and live
in low-rent housing. Make sense?

However, our own US Congress just voted themselves a raise, and many of you don't know that they only have to be in Congress one time to receive a pension that is more than $15,000 per month, and most are now equal to being millionaires plus. They also do not receive Social Security on retirement because they didn't have to pay into the system.

If some of the military people stay in for 20 years and get out as an E-7, you may receive a pension of $1,000 per month, and the very people who placed you in harm's way receive a pension of $15,000 per month.

I would like to see our elected officials pick up a weapon and join ranks before they start cutting out benefits and lowering pay for our sons and daughters who are! now fighting.

"When do we finally do something about this?" If this doesn't seem fair to you, it is time to forward this to as many people as you can.If your interested there is more.......................

SOCIAL SECURITY: (This is worth the read. It's short
and to the point.)

Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years. Our Senators and Congressmen do not pay into Social Security. Many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan. In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. For all practical purposes their plan works like this:

When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die, except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments. For example, former Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect to draw $7,800,000 -- that's Seven Million, Eight Hundred Thousand), with! their wives drawing $275,000.00 during the last years of their lives.

This is calculated on an average life span for each.

Their cost for this excellent plan is $00.00. These little perks they voted for themselves is free to them. You and I pick up the tab for this plan.

The funds for this fine retirement plan come directly from the General Fund--our tax dollars at work! From our own Social
Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid) into -- every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our employer) --we can expect to get an average $1,000 per month after retirement. Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000 monthly benefits for 68 years and one month to equal Senator Bill Bradley's benefits!

Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made. And that change would be to jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators a Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with the rest of us and then watch how fast they would
fix it.

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Remembering why....

I went to church today- which is rare for me. I usually work on Sundays, plus I don't like to go.
I remember why I don't like to go......

Most of the kids are royal brats, I couldn't hear a thing, the seats are uncomfortable, my butt hurts, and you can tell who's phony, and who isn't. Also, I see a number of married couples who have been together for nearly 50 years and realize I will never live long enough to see that happen for me.
But- I went for the Father's Day program, which my daughter wanted, so I would willingly sit through such discomfort again for her.

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June 17, 2004

Blocked Out By Blackout

Just as I had ideas on things to blog about, the power went out. It was out from 5:36 PM until 7:15 PM.
There was a thunderstorm in the area at the time, so I assume that had something to do with it.
About 18 months ago we had a 6 hour black out due to a large collection of bird shit on a transformer.
Can you imagine what fried birdshit smells like ?
Ewww :P

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June 16, 2004


Does it seem to anybody else that pop-up ads are becoming more obnoxious and intrusive?
I have a pop-up blocker that plays a sound each time an ad is blocked, and I had to change it because it sounded like a bullwhip. One news site I went on the blocker must have sounded a dozen times.
I swear they are like obnoxious salesmen barging down the door.

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June 02, 2004

Essence of Outhouse

What is it with some people and their lack of personal hygeine ?
Some people smell so bad that I have to fart just to catch a breath of fresh air....what's worse is some don't smell so bad once they close their mouths- it's like they have septic breath.
Some years ago one guy was so bad that I refused to sell him liquor- he had pissed all over himself- somehow he bathed in his own urine.
I also have noticed that in this small desert town I live in that I am somewhat in the minority- I still have all of my teeth. I have seen some who look like they're from a horror movie.

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May 14, 2004

The debate continues

I have noticed several visitors to this site from Pennsylvania, referred by Google in a search regarding the videotaped murder of that American in Iraq.
Like I said- anyone can find that crap by looking through a search engine....

I have avoided saying the victim's name because it is my way to show respect to the family, but holy shit- the dad has been saying some stupid shit ! He blames the murder on the "sins" of the president and the secretary of defense.

Hmmm- let's see. Iraq is a war zone- any brainless tumbleturd can figure out that you could get killed in a war zone.... hell he was even advised to leave Iraq by the U.S. military !
I do not believe that anybody forced him at gunpoint to go to Iraq.

I have a novice idea- why don't people blame those masked freaks for his murder ?

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May 12, 2004

Media Puke

I am a big fan of FOX news, however I am not amused with them today. As I said yesterday, I am totally opposed to any airing of the video of the execution of that American Civilian in Iraq.....

....today as I was beginning my treadmill cardio exercise at the gym, they were starting to show it on the TV they have there.
I turned off the treadmill and left.
No part of that tape should be shown- before during or after the execution. I feel this way because I think compassion to the family should be top priority.
My dad gives a good argument that the brutality of these crotchrot bastards should be broadcast.... but it is well known already.

The terrorists should be gathered together in a remote location and nuked.

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May 11, 2004

Ghouling of America

Ok- I have to get this off my chest.
An American was beheaded in Iraq, and it was all videotaped and posted on the internet.
Now the debate begins- should they show it on TV, and should websites publish it ?
Here is my take on it.

I have a 13 year old girl who is super sensitive and I find myself today telling her to not watch the news because I can't trust that they won't show it.

To broadcast it in any way is to lower ourselves to the ghoulishness of the blood sucking bastards who did this.

How would you like to turn on the TV and see a videotape of your loved one being beheaded ? Isn't the consideration of the family involved even an issue ?

The fact is you could go on any search engine and find this crap.

Some say this should be broadcast to show the level these creeps have stooped to.
We saw that on September 11, 2001- what more proof do we need ?
I saw people drop to their deaths on live TV- I heard the words fuck and shit so many times on live TV that day.
I saw one photo where 5 people are jumping out of the WTC at the same time.
Why don't the networks just say the real reasons for showing a beheading ?
"We are showing this because we want big ratings"

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I blow a gasket

I must be getting nasty in my old age....

Ok- so I am only 39-lol.

Anyway, I am not one to get in somebody's face and cuss at them, but this guy totally crossed the line of decency with me.

I came out of the office, and this jerk-off customer was standing there- he looked at me, and said "Kenny- I thought you were gone !"

(Kenny is the name of the deceased co-worker)

With the acting manager standing behind me, I looked at him and said "You're a dumb ass !" and walked away.

I heard some shocked responses from people who overheard it.

I talked to the acting manager later and apologized for blowing a gasket, but he assured me none were needed; and in fact he crawled the customer's ass for being so classless.

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May 08, 2004

Saturday TV

I am rarely off on Saturday, and I do not have cable TV, but I can't believe all the infomercial shit I have seen today.

The ones that really make my butt itch are those advertising big weight loss in short periods of time.
I saw one that talked about losing 13 lbs in 6 days.
Hell- back in 1997 I lost 14 lbs in 3 days. What was my secret ? I got sicker than a dog !
I had a fever of 105.7.
Sounds like a local FM radio station.
I would never recommend losing weight that way- since I gained it all back :(

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