The past few days I have heard a female reporter on ABC radio constantly saying "presentbush."
They have mispronounced my state as "Nuh Vah Da" instead of "Ne va da."
The dumbest thing I remember hearing was the story about that Air India Flight that exploded southwest of Ireland in 1985.
The reporter confidently said the plane had "exploded southwest of Ireland and crashed into the Pacific Ocean."
Any dumbass would know that the ocean southwest of Ireland is the Atlantic!