August 01, 2004

Some people should just keep quiet

I dated a lady for awhile, and we still seemed to be good friends. She recently made the comment "I finally found a real man" and then realized she insulted me.
If I said "I found a real woman" around her she would have had a seizure.
I wonder how her shoe tastes. She probably feels like a heel.

Posted by dr at August 1, 2004 01:04 PM | TrackBack

A little too "punny" for me but I get the picture. I think you misjudged your relationship with her because "good friends" doesn't seem right when I hear that comment. The word "bitch" comes to mind, though. Oh my god...did I just say that or did I think it?

Posted by: Robin P at August 1, 2004 06:20 PM

Too many bitches, not enough kennels.

Posted by: Desert Raspberry at August 2, 2004 02:07 PM
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