June 25, 2004

Farting in public

I saw this post about farts at http://itsallaboutde.mu.nu/ and had to elaborate on it.

Working in public I am always exposed to weird/funny things. Once I was on my knees arranging a display when an elderly woman passed by me. I hear a high pitched "FAAARRTTT" as she passes by. It sounded like a squeaky oboe.
A few minutes later I was telling a co-worker about it, and then we both hear "FAARRTT"- sure enough it was the same lady, again! She didn't even grimace, she was tooting without effort.

About 23 years ago I worked at a donut place, and we had a regular customer, about 350 lbs, and he would come in all the time and drink coffee, but never had a donut. Once he was in there with his son, I was in the back, so it was just the 3 of us, alone.
It was quiet, I was minding my own business when there was this ear splitting
Then silence....... except for my muffled laughter.......
It lasted for about 30 seconds, and must have traveled through 20 miles of intestine....

Another time there were 3 drunk women standing in the aisle one night about 10 years ago, they were just jabbering and laughing for about 90 minutes. One said something particularly funny, and they all lost their composure and were cackling like chickens, and then "FAAAAARRRRTTTTT"
They totally lost it.

When I was in 4th grade there was a play going on, and we were all sitting on the gym floor.... then there was a quiet point in the play....no dialogue....."faarrrt" then it was pandemonium.
A female student farted, and of course the gym floor amplified it for all to hear....

People laugh more at the sound than the smell.

Posted by dr at June 25, 2004 07:55 AM | TrackBack

hahaa had me laughing real hard.my sister in the 3 grade had fallen off chair and farted ,classroom eruptid in laughter,sister was ok and laughted at her self then said excuse me.

Posted by: me at June 25, 2004 10:37 AM
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