July 31, 2004

Weather Warning For Dyslexics

Proofreading has become a thing of the past. I saw this and could not believe it.


CDT SAT JUL 31 2004









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Tick Turd

There was this woman who worked where I do. She is straightening her life out, gets over alcohol; gets her kid back, just seems to be making a comeback.
You just want to cheer her on....

She was fired yesterday for being drunk on the job.

I want to barf.

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July 30, 2004

Stats and More Stupid Threads

Somebody from Philadelphia is my 800th visitor, sorry- don't have $100 to give you :(

Thank you anyway :)

I also had a visitor from Taipei,Taiwan.

I saw some dumb search threads over the past week- here are some more:

Girls who kick testicles

exploded testicles


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Potty Mouth

I didn't actually see this when it happened, but have heard it since then. Last night at the end of John Kerry's speech, I guess the confetti and balloons didn't fall on time, and CNN aired this classic moment live.

'Go balloons, go balloons! Go balloons! I don't see anything happening. Go balloons! Go balloons! Go balloons! Standby confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring it- balloons, balloons, balloons! We want balloons, tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet.

'No confetti. All right, go balloons, go balloons. We need more balloons. All balloons! All balloons! Keep going! Come on, guys, lets move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, goddammit. Go confetti. Go confetti. More confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons.

'We need all of them coming down. Go balloons- balloons? What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down! All balloons, what the hell! There's nothing falling! What the fuck are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down, more balloons. More balloons. More balloons'...

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July 29, 2004

Not Entirely Successful

The surgeon did his best yesterday....

but the stone is imbedded in the wall of the left ureter, and he had to stop due to excessive bleeding.
So- I am assuming it will be done again.

Dammit Dammit Sombitch.....

This sucks......

I may skip town today just to get away from it all for a short time.

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July 27, 2004

Going Under Again

Tomorrow is yet another laser lithotripsy.
At best, and what I am hoping for is to go in and they see the stones are gone in an X-Ray, and I won't have to be "invaded." All they would need to do is remove the stent (which won't hurt as bad).
So- my blogging may be light for the next few days.
I am not "petering out." :P

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"Perfect Bastard"

Teresa Heinz-Kerry, to her credit, has not backed away from her "shove it" comment. But then again, when there are dozens of witnesses, she would be stupid to deny it.
Some time back she referred to Ted Kennedy as a "Perfect Bastard."
At that time, she was a Republican and married to the late Senator John Heinz of Pennsylvania.
I wonder if she only says things when it is politically convenient to do so. One thing for sure, there is no time wasted trying to figure out what she means when she says what she says.
(I still think she's a doofus.)

``I know some couples who stay together only for politics,'' Heinz Kerry said at the time. ``If Ted Kennedy holds on to that marriage (to ex-wife Joan) just for the Catholic vote, as some people say he does, then I think he's a perfect bastard.''


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I am in the third day of my vacation,and the most I have done is pick my nose. Actually I took my daughter swimming yesterday. I like the indoor pool because I burn too easy.
The last time I had my shirt off in public somebody shot a harpoon at me. They thought they were shooting at a great white whale.

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July 26, 2004

Distracted by Crack

Here I am, minding my own business at the gym this morning....

I just came off the treadmill, and am doing some lat pulldowns. There are two women nearby working out together.
I think nothing of it, because I tend to be focused at the gym.
I finish what I am doing, and am looking at my clipboard to see what I need to do next.
One of these women is wearing a very snug, thin, pair of black biker type shorts.
Her friend was having trouble doing leg raise ab crunches, so she bent down to lift her friend's legs.
Well- her butt was facing me- and I saw it all....

Do people like that ever realize what they are doing ? LOL.

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July 25, 2004

Practice What You Preach, Shithead

First Lady wannabe Teresa Heinz Kerry tells a reporter to 'shove it' after giving a speech calling for a more civil tone in politics.

It's best to remain quiet and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.


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Does yo' mama know you're on the computer?

I had an interesting search thread- the following is rated PG:

"girls with their asses in the air"

Umm... ok. It says you are from Avalon, Catalina Island, California. I have been there twice, once by sail boat and once by private plane to the "Airport in The Sky."

It seems like if you want to see "girls with their asses in the air" all you would have to do is look out the window or go for a short walk. I visited Catalina twice during the 1980's and it was hell on a hormonally frustrated teenager. I saw more T&A there than I had ever seen in my life.

I left a trail of drool there.

Keep in mind- that was before thongs. I am sure you can see more now than I ever had.

Go take a photo- it'll last longer.

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Yuck Fou France !

Lance Armstrong, in the face of boos, spits, and birdies from the french pukes, has won his 6th Tour de France.
In face of the fact he once suffered from testicular cancer, he has shown he has more balls than they do.

So- Up Yours!


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July 24, 2004

Vacation :)

I am now officially on vacation :)

Except I have to get another lithotripsy next Wednesday :(

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July 23, 2004

Ronstadt can't take the "Heat"wave

She did it again, this time in Livermore, California.
I find it funny how some talking heads in the news are trying to say this is a "conservative (or Republican) backlash" against liberal entertainers.
Let's set the record straight....

First of all- it is an "American Backlash" to the pacifist wussies.
They are people exercising their right to oppose what is said, just as she is exercising her right to say what she wants.
She has the right to be stupid, but she's abusing the privilege.

This happened in Livermore- a city in the San Fransisco Bay Area- which happens to be heavily democratic and liberal.

As for this quote:

"There are too many Republicans in Vegas," Mike Donnelly of Clayton said before the show. "I think the response (to her remarks) has been ridiculous and ludicrous."

Well Mr. Donnelly- Las Vegas does not have "too many Republicans." Las Vegas and the rest of Clark County, Nevada is heavily democratic also. They have a prominent democrat mayor, and one of their congressional districts has a democrat representing it.

So- unless you know what the hell you are talking about, shut the hell up.


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Bryant's Prosecution Dealt a Major "Blow"

Sounds like bad terminology to me.... but anyway the skanky-ho's lugubrious past will be allowed in court.
Why would there be even an issue about this ?

This little floozie has been quite active, so why would they try to hide it ? It seems to me to be an overzealous prosecution team realizing they have egg on their faces.
I mean- he was an idiot to open his fly to her, he has a beautiful wife, and she needs to kick his butt, but damn this girl he did the wild thing with is mucho ugly white trash.


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Butt Implants Explode

Too stupid not to post.
It's all because she wanted to look like J-Ho.

She should have farted instead....

Tuesday April 13, 2004 A woman who yearned to have a bottom as luscious and rounded as the rear end of pop star Jennifer Lopez has found her dreams blasted to smithereens -- after her butt implants exploded! Candy Jones- Davies, 22, vows to sue the hospital where surgeons allegedly pumped the implants so full of curve-creating air, they both blew sky-high -- right on the operating table. And she says a surgical nurse has agreed to testify in her attempt to collect $17.5 million for medical expenses, lost future wages and emotional pain and suffering. "She told me they had just put in the implants, when one of the surgeons -- she's not sure which one, but she knows what he said -- started saying, 'Well, if she wants J.Lo's butt, let's give it to her.' And they pumped more air into the implants. Then another one said, 'Come on, that's nothing, let's go for it.' And they just kept pushing the limit until it all just exploded." Jones-Davies, a receptionist from Pretoria, South Africa, says that before the butt blast, she was on the verge of signing a modeling contract with the talent agency where she works. "They told me if I got butt implants to look like J.Lo, I could be one of their top girls," she says. Instead, Jones-Davies not only suffered second- and third-degree burns to both cheeks, but because of tissue loss her behind is even smaller and flatter than before the surgery. "I'm flat as a board," says Jones-Davies. "No one's going to sign a fashion model who looks like an 80-year-old man from the back. "I'm lucky to have a job at all -- I can't sit for more than 20 minutes at a time before my backside gets numb and I get stabbing pains down my legs. I'm just lucky they let me take a lot of breaks at work, or this ugly can would be getting me canned." A hospital spokeswoman says Davies-Jones' doctors were using a new inflatable implant that adjusts to a custom-fitted size. She says the hospital may file a defective- product complaint against the manufacturer. She adds that Jones-Davies "must also bear some responsibility" for the fanny fiasco. "She told our doctors at the initial consultation that she wanted to 'out-J.Lo J.Lo' -- her exact words, I'm told," says the spokeswoman. "And with all due respect, she had a long way to go to even begin to have the firm, well-rounded proportions of Miss Lopez. If our doctors failed, it was in trying too hard to serve their patient. "And," she adds, "our surgeons' quick response actually minimized the damage to Miss Jones-Davies, who would have no bottom at all if not for their knowledge and skill." Davies-Jones angrily rejects that claim. "I might have said something like that, but they are doctors, and they should know how far to go before it gets dangerous," she says. "And I didn't think they'd pump me up so much I'd pop like a balloon at a kid's birthday party."

Who would want anyone to cut on their ass for this type of surgery?

Even worse, who would even consider a penile implant?


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July 22, 2004


They say it will be "warmer" this weekend ?
Ugh !

You know how you can tell it's too hot ?

It's too hot when ER's have an increase of male patients with scabs on their testicles from dragging them.

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Stupid People Shouldn't Breed

Read if you want to get pissed off....

A few days ago temperatures were in the upper 90's. An irate woman came in reporting she sees a 2 or 3 year old girl locked and alone in a car.
Several employees witness this also.... the cops are called, but before they arrive the bitch in question comes out with several other kids and wonders what the fuss is all about!!
She states she left the kid in the car because she wasn't properly dressed to go in public.
So- who's fault is that you rotten cornturd?

She leaves before the cops arrive- but they get a license number.

They ought to take this toilet scum and put her in a women's prison, and tell the inmates what she did to her kid. She would get bitchslapped upside the head.

I have no idea what came of this other than the fact the cops were going to look for her.

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Brainless, Gutless, Nutless

A man shoots off his testicles.... he should get the Noble Peace Prize for Humanitarianism because now he can't reproduce.

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said. David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers. But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery. Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.


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Did you miss me?

I was offline for 2 days due to an ISP problem, but I am back now :)

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July 19, 2004

Nasty Storms

We had two Severe Thunderstorm Warnings between 2 and 5 PM, and intermittent power failures.
I didn't realize how bad it was until I saw things blowing past the window horizontally.

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July 18, 2004

Definition of a Bitch

This fries my butt....

I know an older couple. The have had other marriages before this one.
The husband is in the final stages of prostate cancer.

The wife just divorced him and is moving to Florida- because she doesn't want to be widowed.


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July 17, 2004

More Dumbasses

They are a dime a dozen. I want to shoot whoever is supplying the dimes....

Male customer, stands there looking at the atm unit while I check his order.

He is holding money in his hand, staring at the damn thing.....

I tell him the total.... he stares at it.... and asks "where's the cash?"

I say "In Your Hand"

He repeats the question, I repeat my answer.


Then, a little later, a woman looks at the same thing and asks "How do I say 'Cash' on this thing?"

I respond by hamming it up.... and use a hand gesture to simulate a mouth movement- and said "You say it like this.... CAAAASSSSSHHH."

Stupid shit.....

I better watch it before I get in trouble. Hee hee....

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July 16, 2004

Just What in the Hell were you looking for?

This AOL search thread led somebody from Brooklyn,Ny, to this blog. Why ? I have no idea....

female had to go in public pee

Whatever !

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Oh Shut the Hell Up Already!

This gets on my nerves because they are so damn predictable. Benjamin Franklin once said (paraphrasing) that insanity is when you do the same thing over and over again and expect a different result....

So, why in the hell should the president feel obliged to attend the NAACP convention?

They badmouth him, or any other president who has come to kiss their asses, and they would do as they have done in the past, badmouth after he leaves.
There is no pleasing these jerks. You could give them all they want, and it would never be enough.
That is the mentality of starving to death in a restaurant.
They constantly use the race card-blah blah blah- when they are guilty of doing what they accuse others of.
If they could have their way, they would rewrite the history of the civil war to make it look like Republicans started it. History has shown that the Republican Party started under Abraham Lincoln's leadership with one purpose: To End Slavery in the United States. ( I am not sure what their purpose is now, or even what the Dems purpose is, other than to be Marxist Assholes)

I think they are still in shock from Bill Cosby bitchslapping them a few months ago.

They have outlived their purpose.

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July 15, 2004

Mysterious Good Samaritan

I usually rant about dumb people, but this is a nice change of pace....

I was checking a woman's order. She must have been about age 30 or less. Behind her was a young group of people, with young kids.
As I finished with her order, she handed me some money and told me to take it off the next customer's total.

That is the second time that has happened involving me, the last time was about 10 years ago when a woman (possibly the same one) gave me $20 to take off the next customer's total.

Both times the reactions were ones of shock and surprise.

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Fire Update

Still smokey skies, 20 homes burned, 46 structures in all. Now 7100 acres. State of Emergency declared, now the damn thing is moving north into the notoriously windy Washoe Valley between Carson City and Reno.
I am in no danger, but I can smell the smoke.

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Port a Potty Explodes

Sounds shitty to me- lol.

How do you tell a doctor what happened?
I lit a match and blew my ass off ?


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Slain soldier's mother calls Moore "Maggot that eats the dead."

Never piss off a mother, and never use her son's funeral in a movie bashing the U.S. Military.
I knew Moore-on was a slimeball, but this woman has hit it on the head.
(Link follows)


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July 14, 2004

Orange skies

I noticed the skies had an orange tint at sunrise today. Since that time a relatively small fire has exploded into a 2000 acre monster and burned 9 homes in Carson City.
They've called in heavy tankers and 300 homes are in danger.

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July 13, 2004


It has eclipsed the century mark here- 102 degrees at 3:57 PM

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July 12, 2004

The year you were born

I am going to take a day off from blogging, found a good book I am reading and I need to take a mental vacation.
For your amusement, continue reading....

This is found at http://www.blogthings.com/yearborn.html

And this is from the year I was born, 1965.

Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the US

Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara calls for a nationwide network of bomb shelters

Former leader of the Black Muslims, Malcolm X, is shot and killed in New York City

To protest voting rights discrimination, civil rights demonstrators begin a march for Selma to Montgomery with federal troop protection

The first commercial satellite, Early Bird, is launched into space by Nasa to transmit telephone and television signals

Voting Rights Act is signed into law

Riots by young blacks in the Watts area of Los Angeles begin, causing $200 million in damage

Hurricane Betsy claims 75 lives in southern Florida and Louisiana

United States President Lyndon Johnson proclaims his "Great Society" during his State of the Union address

Dr. Dre, Sarah Jessica Parker, Robert Downey Jr., Shania Twain, Moby, and Ben Stiller are born

Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series

Green Bay Packers win the NFL championship

Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup

The Sound of Music, starring Julie Andrews, is the top grossing film

Dune by Frank Herbert is published

The Beatles' Rubber Soul is released

"Satisfaction" by Rolling Stones is a top hit

The Beatles appear on The Ed Sullivan Show, performing songs from their new album Help!

Sony introduces the Betamax, a home video tape recorder

Nearly all of NBC's programs are now broadcast in color

I Dream of Jeannie premieres

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July 11, 2004

Too Dumb to be Insulted

Recently, my company re-hired an employee who was classified as a "No Rehire."
She was a troublemaker.....

....and had caused problems with my ex girlfriend (who works there also).
Anyway, my former GF told me that this troublemaker was totally brown-nosing her and wishing her well with her new marriage, yadda yadda yadda....
I responded "Some people will do anything and kiss any butt they have to to keep a job; she must be on drugs."

She didn't get the insult, at least not right away.

I am still waiting for her to try to say I am jealous, because I have a doozie waiting for that.

I will say "Why would I be jealous of a man who gave up control of his testicles to a domineering bitch ?"

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July 10, 2004

Getting my rocks off

Ok, perverts...... that's not what I meant.....

I have been pissing stone fragments all day..... It feels like shooting a pellet gun.

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July 09, 2004

Same shit, blah blah blah

The Office of Homeland Security is warning us that there will be an attack to disrupt the election, but as usual "no specifics about time and place."
How many times does a tornado alarm sound before people quit listening to it?

The fact is our collective asses were kicked on September.11,2001, and their constant cries of "wolf" are being ignored.

My biggest fear is it will happen again and all the dumbasses will say "Why didn't you warn us?"

I worry about a repeat of the 1972 Munich Olympics Massacre this year with our athletes.

I do really think that any attack on the United States would help Bush win re-election.

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July 08, 2004


I have added a new category "About Me." I have seen that category on other blogs, and thought it was a good idea.

It may bore you though.

I deleted alot of early posts because they now seem kind of dumb to me.

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July 06, 2004

Kerry-Edwards 2004

Well, the worst kept secret is now out....

I just think that they should not be underestimated. Edwards could split the southern vote, which has been a big base for the Republicans during the last few elections.
Being that both parties are spending time and money in my state of Nevada, I think they realize it will be close in November.

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July 05, 2004

Incompetence Breeds Inefficiency

A few nights ago, the store was closed down for 3 hours because the computer system went out.
Numerous attempts were made to locate the problem, but to no avail.

Guess what they finally figured out ??


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July 04, 2004

July 4th

I wonder how many of us have read the Declaration of Independence or the US Constitution.....

Some good links for July 4th:

Text of the U.S. Constitution:


Declaration of Independence:


Biographies of the Presidents:


Presidential Trivia:

Presidents who died on July 4th:

John Adams July 4, 1826
Thomas Jefferson July 4, 1826
Yes- on the same day- just a few hours apart.

James Monroe- July 4, 1831

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July 02, 2004

Three police cars and an ambulance

Just another boring day on the job....

We had a woman collapse in the store today. Maybe it was sticker shock.

I was checking and her daughter- maybe about 12 years old- came up to me and calmly asked "Can you help me?"
I said "yes"

She calmly says "My mom passed out, my grandmother is with her."

She was so calm it took me a minute to realize we had a serious situation.

They took her to the hospital, and I saw her return to the store as I left later in the day.

It must have been a slow day because we had 3 police cars with the ambulance in front of the store.

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Marlon Brando 1924-2004

I have never seen his early movies, but the one movie I saw with him in it was....

Apocalypse Now.
He plays a crazed Green Beret colonel, and Martin Sheen is sent to kill him. By the end of the movie, I wondered if he was all that crazy. The classic phrase which summed up the insanity of the war that Brando said in the movie was

You teach young men to drop fire on people, but you won't allow them to write the word "Fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene."

Makes one wonder.

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July 01, 2004

Cosby roars again

CHICAGO - Bill Cosby went off on another tirade against the black community Thursday, telling a room full of activists that black children are running around not knowing how to read or write and "going nowhere."
"You've got to stop beating up your women because you can't find a job, because you didn't want to get an education and now you're (earning) minimum wage," Cosby said. "You should have thought more of yourself when you were in high school, when you had an opportunity."
I think he should be the next president of the NAACP.


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