July 22, 2004

Brainless, Gutless, Nutless

A man shoots off his testicles.... he should get the Noble Peace Prize for Humanitarianism because now he can't reproduce.

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said. David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers. But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery. Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.


Posted by dr at July 22, 2004 01:52 PM | TrackBack

That was the funniest thing I've read all week. Damn that's good. It's karma, I love it.

Posted by: Woman of Scorn at July 22, 2004 04:09 PM

I am sure he was quite "testy" about it. :P

Posted by: Desert Raspberry at July 27, 2004 04:32 PM
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