July 31, 2004

Weather Warning For Dyslexics

Proofreading has become a thing of the past. I saw this and could not believe it.

BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING NATIONAL WTAOHAR SERVICE FORT WORTH TX

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CDT SAT JUL 31 2004


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TIONAL WEATHER SERVICE INRFIRE IORTH HAS ISSUED A

* SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR...
MCLENNAN COUNTY IN NORTH CENTRAL TEXAS

* UNTIL 500 PM CDT

* AT 419 PM CDT...NATIONA. AEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RAPAL RERECTED A
SEVERE THUNDEESTOUMDOVER MCGREGOR THE STORM W STNRA LY STATIONARY.

* THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WILL BE NEAR...
MCGREGOR THROUGH 500 PM CDT

HAIL TO THE SIZE OF DIMES AND WIND GUSTS TO 60 MPH ARE LPK LR. FOR
YOUR PROTECTION MOVT OO A STURDY SHELTER UNTIL THE TTLRT PASSES.

HEAVY RAINSVM YAFNOOD LOW LYING AREAS SUCH AS STREETS...DITCHES AND
UNDERPASSES. AVOID THESE AREAS AND DO NOT CROSS FLOODED ROADS AS THEY
MAY BE WASHED OUT.

IF YOU ARF YAUGHT OUTSIDE...SEEK SHELTEK SNEA STRONG BUILDING AND
S AN
N
IDE...AWAY FROM WINDOWS UITDLWT E STORM HAS PASSED.

Posted by dr at July 31, 2004 05:07 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Sorry, I only speak English. What did this say? Gosh, I hope it wasn't important!

Posted by: Robin P at August 1, 2004 12:40 PM

LOL- I wonder if the broadcast was as garbled.

Posted by: Desert Raspberry at August 1, 2004 12:53 PM

Methinks they're having cocktails down at the ol' National Weather Service office. "Happy Birthday to ... holy shit, look at the radar...."

Posted by: Patrick at August 2, 2004 07:14 PM
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