November 10, 2004

U.N. Double Standard

The Usual Nitwits are showing their butts again. There is some kind of civil war going on in the African Nation Ivory Coast.
Some rebel forces attacked and killed some French Soldiers. France retaliated by launching an air strike and destroying the Ivory Coast Air Force, which consisted of about 3 aircraft.
Why didn't the U.N. condemn France?
Hmm....something fishy.
I think France has the right to do that, I just thought the silence from the Usual Nitwits was unusual.

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November 08, 2004

Football Observation

I am watching the Monday Night Game in Indianapolis, and something just came to mind.
The Hoosier Dome is just that, a dome.
Somebody tell me why in the hell there is a blimp overhead for the game?

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October 09, 2004

Constipated Computer

I am using another computer to post this, my computer seems like it's constipated. I can't access a damn thing. It's slower than a constipated old man.

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October 08, 2004

Hotel Collapses after Blast

The picture says it all.


Why is it that these terrorist bastard sombitches are so eager to be martyrs, so eager to kill anybody; and yet when they are killed by an Israeli soldier, or Israel does a pre-emptive strike and kills a bunch of them, they get all pissy?
It seems to me they should be greatful for the help.
Ingrate Jerknuts.

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October 04, 2004

Swastika for a Bush Supporter

Here's why I won't put a campaign sign in my yard, or put a sticker on my car. There are too many nuts on both sides that can't accept those who think differently than they do.

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September 21, 2004


I have seen some awful threads- this is the worst- I am not sure what to do about it. I need some input. daddy fucking 10 year old daughter&page=2&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requ

You should look up another word: "Castrate."

Human Fucking Pig.

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September 17, 2004

Somebody Get Me a Barf Bag

What troubles me is that there is a word for this. I had heard about the story on the radio. I hate to mention this because I will get all sorts of perverts googling to my site with this subject but here it goes:

California Governor Schwarzenegger signed into law this week a measure that would make sex with a dead person illegal.
Geezus of Nazareth.... they have to make a law against this shit?
Since it is unsolicited sex, wouldn't that be called "rape"?
The word associated with this is "Necrophilia."
I think it is a good law, but I guess we should blame the lawyers for making this law necessary.

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September 16, 2004

Tiresome news

Do you ever hear the news and get so tired of the same damn stories you turn it off ?

Here is what I tune out:

Michael Jackson.
(He's a freak- deal with it.)

Lori Peterson Murder Case.
(Either he did it, or he is the stupidest man on earth to have an affair with the less attractive woman.)

( They would lighten a room by leaving it,)

Bush National Guard Documents
( Now that they have been traced to a Kinko's in Abilene,Texas, what does CBS do now ? I think CBS stands for "CREATIVE BULL SHIT" ! )

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September 02, 2004

Sixty Days for Child Rape

The judge should be jailed for stupidity.,3566,129885,00.html

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August 27, 2004

They've got to be shitting me!

Seen on
This is so nasty!

Authorities in Chicago are considering criminal charges against the Dave Matthews Band after reviewing surveillance footage of an August 8 incident in which the group's tour bus allegedly dumped human waste into the Chicago River.

Not to mention all that crap and piss landed on a passing tour boat. Seems kind of odd because they were supposedly ecologically sensitive.....

I would vomit if I had to wash any corn laden shit out of my hair.

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Toy Depicts 9-11

What kind of moronic reject-a-tard numbnuts would design a toy like this- put the number "9011" on it as a product number, and claims it was "coincidental"?


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July 30, 2004

Stats and More Stupid Threads

Somebody from Philadelphia is my 800th visitor, sorry- don't have $100 to give you :(

Thank you anyway :)

I also had a visitor from Taipei,Taiwan.

I saw some dumb search threads over the past week- here are some more:

Girls who kick testicles

exploded testicles


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July 18, 2004

Definition of a Bitch

This fries my butt....

I know an older couple. The have had other marriages before this one.
The husband is in the final stages of prostate cancer.

The wife just divorced him and is moving to Florida- because she doesn't want to be widowed.


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July 15, 2004

Slain soldier's mother calls Moore "Maggot that eats the dead."

Never piss off a mother, and never use her son's funeral in a movie bashing the U.S. Military.
I knew Moore-on was a slimeball, but this woman has hit it on the head.
(Link follows)

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July 05, 2004

Incompetence Breeds Inefficiency

A few nights ago, the store was closed down for 3 hours because the computer system went out.
Numerous attempts were made to locate the problem, but to no avail.

Guess what they finally figured out ??


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June 28, 2004

Dammit, Dammit, S.O.B.

I tweaked the same %$#^& ankle I did 3 weeks ago...... hurts like a &%$# but not as bad as 3 weeks ago. It SUCKS!

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June 25, 2004

Australia's anti-smoking campaign

(based on a post at funkalishious)
The Australian Government is requiring that photos of diseased lungs and other smoking-related diseases be on cigarette packs to discourage the habit.
This is in part inspired by a similar program in Canada.
I think Bill Maher said it best a few years ago:

The United States should do a similar program to combat obesity by putting a photo of Monica Lewinsky's ass in each package of Ho-Ho's"

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Oooo Kkkk

As I left Reno the other day, I stopped at a fast food place, and went to the bathroom.
On the floor of the men's room was a black lacy bra.....

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June 22, 2004

Sick Bastards

I know I may step on toes by saying this, but toes can heal. I.O.W.- Deal with it!....

It has become known in the news that the recent recorded execution has become the top search subject for internet search engines!
This makes me want to vomit out of every orofice.
When the last one happened, several google searches led the people to this blog because of some keywords I used. Oddly enough some of those searches originated in Pennsylvania, the home state of the deceased person.

This shows the dark side of humanity, and the internet. To view it is encouragement to the terrorists. They view it as glorification of their deeds. As long as there is an audience to this vile shit, it will continue.
Where is your outrage,Ted Kennedy,and your loudmouth friends?
Hence the reason I will not use the name of the deceased person, nor post a link to view it.

Some may say it is chickenshit to say this, but I do not have to see photos to know there are sick animals in the world who need to be rounded up and nuked.

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June 15, 2004

L.A.Times Bullshit

After the stunt the L.A. Times tried to pull to keep "The Governator" from being elected last year, I guess this should be no surprise.
I just wonder why in the hell this dropcloth of a newspaper is still regarded with respect.
The newest stunt is a so-called poll claiming Kerry to have a big lead.
Only thing is- they polled more Dems than Republicans.....

Sen. John Kerry "has taken big lead," according "to an L.A. Times poll."

But the Times poll that showed Kerry "beating Bush by 7 points" has created a controversy over whether the poll's sample accurately reflects the population as whole, according to one report.

"Not counting independents, the Times' results were calculated on a sample made up of 38 percent Democrats and 25 percent Republicans -- a huge and unheard-of margin," the report claims.

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June 13, 2004

Stupid people shouldn't own computers

The past few days I have noticed several Google threads that have led people to this blog.
Here they are:

dickhead reagan reagan dickhead reagan funeral sucks
I was just curious if your mommy and daddy were married when you were conceived. Do they know you are on their computer looking up stupid crap like that ? Are you so intellectually challenged that you have to have written intructions on how to pee ? The sad thing is one of these threads came from a computer at a college in Vermont! Why don't you do the world a favor by sticking your head up your ass and doing a somersault ?
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June 09, 2004

June 9th Sucks

This all has happened to me on this date:

June 9, 1973 - aunt dies
June 9 1983- graduated from High School
June 9 1997- Divorce finalized and maternal grandfather dies a few hours later.
June 9 2004- recovering from sprained ankle.

I think I will stay in bed today.

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June 04, 2004

CNN's Wet Dream

Oh crap- CNN makes me sick. They have this on their website, suggesting that Bill Clinton is a VP possibility for John Kerry:

While federal law prohibits a person from seeking a third presidential term, the Constitution does not specify whether or not a former commander in chief can become vice president.

Well- you supposedly college educated shitheads at CNN- you need to read Amendment XII to the constitution! The last sentence reads:

But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.

Clinton is ineligible to seek the presidency again, you stupid bastards- go find something else to masturbate on.
CNN sucks.

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June 02, 2004

Miniature Sumo Wrestler

A 15-month-old child in the former Soviet Republic of Georgia weighs 55 pounds and is gaining nearly 5 pounds a month.
And the doctors say "not to worry." Monkey Nuts!

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May 29, 2004

The price of freedom of expression

After displaying a painting of U.S. soldiers torturing Iraqi prisoners, a San Francisco gallery owner bears a painful reminder of the nations unresolved anguish over the incidents at Abu Ghraib -- a black eye and bloodied brow delivered by an unknown assailant who apparently objected to the art work.
This kind of shit bothers me- the fact that somebody gets attacked for displaying so-called art. The paintings are graphic, and they fuel the anti-military extremists; yet it seems this is a symptom of something deeper in this country....

....and that would be the slow death of freedom of expression. It is becoming a Fear of Expression because of attacks like this. This kind of intimidation was acceptable in the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany.
All I can say is if they don't like the art- then picket the place, or better yet- ignore it altogether ! The sound of silence can be deafening.

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Tillman died from friendly fire

Former Arizona Cardinal Pat Tillman, who died in April while a U.S. soldier fighting in Afghanistan, likely was killed by friendly fire.
Things that make you say "SHIT!!"

The fog of war is a terrible thing.

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April 26, 2004

Shocking Crap

Apparently scientists have developed a way to use human waste to generate electricity:

I can just hear it now......

"Honey, did you just fart ?"

"No dear, I just turned the radio on."

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Just ban stupid people

They are talking about certain people being banned from using cell phones, like bus drivers, etc.

Why don't we just ban stupid people from breathing the same air that we do ?

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Dipshit Genius

A local man faces the judge after he breaks into a car parked at the office of Parole and Probation.

Good thing he's facing time in the crapper. This guy could get brains and become dangerous out in society.

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