Florida Governor Jeb Bush on Friday said he didn't want people to die from "abject stupidity" as the result of Hurricane Frances.
I could not have said it better myself.
I saw footage of some moron jumping off a pier into heavy surf.
I hope that was a "narly wave" dude.
This morning I tried to post something about Clinton's heart problems, and it never worked.
Now I posted about a dumb thread 11 hours later, and the previous post shows up.
It must be constipated.
I know this has made a few rounds, but I thought I would post it here :)
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between an opinionated female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what
things are you going to teach these young boys when
they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be
properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this
is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be
teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even
touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio then went completely silent and the interview abruptly ended.
A Cleveland area creep is hospitalized in critical condition after he was caught peeping in a 5 year old girl's window and masturbating.
The girl's aunt who took part in the assault on the pervert admitted to raping the suspect with a tree branch.
Legally, it's wrong- but I would likely have been kicking his ass also.
Read for yourself....
An alleged peeping Tom remains in the intensive care unit after reportedly being assaulted with a tree branch, NewsChannel5 reported.Officials said Mario Russo, 44, was attacked after he was spotted outside a bedroom window wearing his pants around his ankles and watching a 5-year-old girl who was sleeping outside the Bunker Ridge Apartments.
Russo was reportedly hiding in bushes.
Police said after he was discovered a group of six people, include the girl's mother, aunt and their boyfriends attacked him and brutally beat him for more than an hour.
The girl's mother, Stacy Umstott, 28; her aunt, Athena Lemieux, 20; Brandon Breedon, 21; Nicholas Phipps, 21; and Khald Arafat, 34; and a 15-year-old are in police custody. They face felonious assault and rape charges. Murder charges could be filed if Russo dies.
The girl's aunt admitted to sexually assaulting Russo with a tree branch, police said.
The incident was caught on tape.
Meanwhile, police said that citizens should not take matters into their own hands
"To take matters into their own hands like they did was just way, way beyond reason," North Royalton Detective Jay Drake said.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=387&u=/ibsys/20040818/lo_wews/2334207&printer=1
News reports state that police are guarding "stacks of bodies" at a mobile home park destroyed by Hurricane Charley.
What kind of dummies would want to ride out a Hurricane in a mobile home park?
That would be like riding out a flood in a paper boat.
A murderer convicted in 1999 was put to death in Carson City last night. After 5 years- I would say it was about time.
Being in a small town of about 10,000, and doing the work I do, you tend to know a lot of people. I have known literally a dozen or so who have passed on this year alone. Some have been older, and that can be expected I guess, but it still sucks.
It started when I lost my maternal grandmother on December. 31, 2003.
She was 83 and had Alzheimer's Disease. Frankly, I felt a sense of relief for her because it's an awful disease. My daughter and I still celebrated New Year's because she would have wanted that.
This subject is on my mind because I saw two familiar names on the obituaries today, one was 58 and the other was 63. That makes 4 for August so far.
I just hope I don't wake up one morning and find my name there. :)
The oldest man since 1941 was executed in Alabama for a 1977 murder. They tried the usual bullshit of "this is cruel and unusual" punishment.
Well excuse me, but....
....doesn't anybody give a flying fuck about the 62 year old woman he murdered in Tuscaloosa 27 years ago?
Doesn't anybody give a fuck about the other person he murdered in 1957?
This sonofabitch had barely been released from prison when he killed this woman.
This asshole has been on the taxpayer's dole called "prison" almost constantly for 47 years!
The needle was too good for this bastard. They should have sent him to one of the 4 states that still hang people ( Washington, Montana, New Hampshire and Delaware) or even to the one state that has the firing squad (Utah).
Hell- the should have had him stand on a street corner in Tuscaloosa carrying a sign that says "murderer" and see how long he would have lasted.
....should get a job as a test pilot for ejection seats in helicopters. Then they could become posthumous members of the Rotary Club. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
Lance Armstrong, in the face of boos, spits, and birdies from the french pukes, has won his 6th Tour de France.
In face of the fact he once suffered from testicular cancer, he has shown he has more balls than they do.
So- Up Yours!
Too stupid not to post.
It's all because she wanted to look like J-Ho.
She should have farted instead....
Tuesday April 13, 2004 A woman who yearned to have a bottom as luscious and rounded as the rear end of pop star Jennifer Lopez has found her dreams blasted to smithereens -- after her butt implants exploded! Candy Jones- Davies, 22, vows to sue the hospital where surgeons allegedly pumped the implants so full of curve-creating air, they both blew sky-high -- right on the operating table. And she says a surgical nurse has agreed to testify in her attempt to collect $17.5 million for medical expenses, lost future wages and emotional pain and suffering. "She told me they had just put in the implants, when one of the surgeons -- she's not sure which one, but she knows what he said -- started saying, 'Well, if she wants J.Lo's butt, let's give it to her.' And they pumped more air into the implants. Then another one said, 'Come on, that's nothing, let's go for it.' And they just kept pushing the limit until it all just exploded." Jones-Davies, a receptionist from Pretoria, South Africa, says that before the butt blast, she was on the verge of signing a modeling contract with the talent agency where she works. "They told me if I got butt implants to look like J.Lo, I could be one of their top girls," she says. Instead, Jones-Davies not only suffered second- and third-degree burns to both cheeks, but because of tissue loss her behind is even smaller and flatter than before the surgery. "I'm flat as a board," says Jones-Davies. "No one's going to sign a fashion model who looks like an 80-year-old man from the back. "I'm lucky to have a job at all -- I can't sit for more than 20 minutes at a time before my backside gets numb and I get stabbing pains down my legs. I'm just lucky they let me take a lot of breaks at work, or this ugly can would be getting me canned." A hospital spokeswoman says Davies-Jones' doctors were using a new inflatable implant that adjusts to a custom-fitted size. She says the hospital may file a defective- product complaint against the manufacturer. She adds that Jones-Davies "must also bear some responsibility" for the fanny fiasco. "She told our doctors at the initial consultation that she wanted to 'out-J.Lo J.Lo' -- her exact words, I'm told," says the spokeswoman. "And with all due respect, she had a long way to go to even begin to have the firm, well-rounded proportions of Miss Lopez. If our doctors failed, it was in trying too hard to serve their patient. "And," she adds, "our surgeons' quick response actually minimized the damage to Miss Jones-Davies, who would have no bottom at all if not for their knowledge and skill." Davies-Jones angrily rejects that claim. "I might have said something like that, but they are doctors, and they should know how far to go before it gets dangerous," she says. "And I didn't think they'd pump me up so much I'd pop like a balloon at a kid's birthday party."
Who would want anyone to cut on their ass for this type of surgery?
Even worse, who would even consider a penile implant?
Eww.....
A man shoots off his testicles.... he should get the Noble Peace Prize for Humanitarianism because now he can't reproduce.
LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said. David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers. But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery. Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
http://www.namibian.com.na/2004/July/national/0453617880.html
I usually rant about dumb people, but this is a nice change of pace....
I was checking a woman's order. She must have been about age 30 or less. Behind her was a young group of people, with young kids.
As I finished with her order, she handed me some money and told me to take it off the next customer's total.
That is the second time that has happened involving me, the last time was about 10 years ago when a woman (possibly the same one) gave me $20 to take off the next customer's total.
Both times the reactions were ones of shock and surprise.
CHICAGO - Bill Cosby went off on another tirade against the black community Thursday, telling a room full of activists that black children are running around not knowing how to read or write and "going nowhere."
"You've got to stop beating up your women because you can't find a job, because you didn't want to get an education and now you're (earning) minimum wage," Cosby said. "You should have thought more of yourself when you were in high school, when you had an opportunity."I think he should be the next president of the NAACP.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=494&u=/ap/20040701/ap_en_tv/cosby_comments_4&printer=1
Another videotaped murder in the middle east, but this time the terrorist gets blown away after the fact.....
I wish the President would quit sucking up to these sonsabitches and calling them the "religion of peace."
They are not.
John Kerry will probably blame the US for this. Personally I think he must have received a dose of Agent Orange, because he impresses me as one who wipes his ass when he has a runny nose.
The fact is this is a WAR.... and it could very well be the early stages of
World War III. Playing nice guy and "trying to understand" these psychobastards is like pissing on a fire.
You will get nowhere doing either. They want nothing less than the utter destruction of any who do not think like they do.
In watching the pomp and ceremony surrounding President Reagan's funeral I am struck by the fact that most of the military participants were actually born when he was president.
Makes me feel old.
This created some shockwaves:
These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids - $500 sneakers for what? And won't spend $200 for 'Hooked on Phonics.'"I can't even talk the way these people talk: 'Why you ain't,' 'Where you is' ... You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth!"
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/195095p-168538c.html
I am glad to see him say this- because if a white person said it they would have been called racist.
This gave me chills:
Students at Churchill County High School got a gruesome lesson about drinking and driving Thursday with a simulated crash that "killed" two of their classmates and sent another friend to jail.The entire school population was marched over to the Churchill County Fairgrounds where two smashed vehicles were displayed under a gray tarp. When the tarp was pulled away, it revealed three bloody bodies in one vehicle and an intoxicated teen in the other.
If you think that was something, check this out:
A group of high school students wore white makeup to portray students who have died in drunken driving wrecks. They were summoned out of class Thursday by the Grim Reaper, police officer Chris Alexander, who dressed up to represent death.
It's a shame that telling things in a graphic nature is the only way to get through to some people, but if this shakes people into reality, so be it.
Read more at:
http://www.lahontanvalleynews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20040507/News/105070001