She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married
again and
had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried
and this
time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked
the
Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally
together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think
he
means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
BWAHAHAHAH!
Posted by: Lorena at September 21, 2004 03:49 PM