October 23, 2004

Two Dozen Ass Bagels

Today a woman purchased two dozen bagels. She handed me the order from the bakery. It said "Two Dozen Ass Bagels."
The dillweed who wrote that didn't know how to abbreviate "assorted." I asked them what an "ass bagel" was.
This isn't the first time some dumbass co-worker didn't know how to abbreviate that word.
We had several signs with the word "ass" on it, and I have seen it on receipts.
"Ass TV dinners" "Ass Squash" "Hershey Ass" have been just a few.
During Easter we were selling Marshmallow Peeps, and the receipt had it as "Marshmallow Pee."
Calgon, take me away!

Posted by dr at October 23, 2004 12:41 AM | TrackBack
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