October 17, 2004

Something Stupid

With all the stupid things being said in the Presidential campaign by the "holier than thou" bastards, I have discovered some things about me that would turn off the democraps.

Here are a few facts that would probably disqualify me from political office:

My Parents are married.

My mom is not a bitch.

I had an accident in 1988 where I rear-ended a police bomb squad truck. (I didn't get cited for it.)

I farted in Kindergarten class.

I kicked somebody's butt in Kindergarten.

I kicked somebody's butt in 4th grade.

In 1993 I was pulled over at gunpoint by the police in a case of mistaken identity. (Wrong Place, Wrong Time)

I have peed on the toilet seat more than once.

In a 1992 earthquake I said "Shit."

I called one of my bosses an "asshole" once.

I own 2 guns.

I started a "Bullshit" chant at a Raider's game.

Posted by dr at October 17, 2004 12:11 AM | TrackBack

You said these reasons would DISqualify you? Did you mean to say QUALIFY? Sounds ok to me!! You sound the same as the other candidates. What's the problem????

Posted by: RobinP at October 17, 2004 11:23 AM

I think the significant thing that disqualifies me is that my mom is NOT a bitch.

Posted by: Desert Raspberry at October 17, 2004 03:43 PM
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