With all the stupid things being said in the Presidential campaign by the "holier than thou" bastards, I have discovered some things about me that would turn off the democraps.
Here are a few facts that would probably disqualify me from political office:
My Parents are married.
My mom is not a bitch.
I had an accident in 1988 where I rear-ended a police bomb squad truck. (I didn't get cited for it.)
I farted in Kindergarten class.
I kicked somebody's butt in Kindergarten.
I kicked somebody's butt in 4th grade.
In 1993 I was pulled over at gunpoint by the police in a case of mistaken identity. (Wrong Place, Wrong Time)
I have peed on the toilet seat more than once.
In a 1992 earthquake I said "Shit."
I called one of my bosses an "asshole" once.
I own 2 guns.
I started a "Bullshit" chant at a Raider's game.
Posted by dr at October 17, 2004 12:11 AM | TrackBackYou said these reasons would DISqualify you? Did you mean to say QUALIFY? Sounds ok to me!! You sound the same as the other candidates. What's the problem????
Posted by: RobinP at October 17, 2004 11:23 AMI think the significant thing that disqualifies me is that my mom is NOT a bitch.
Posted by: Desert Raspberry at October 17, 2004 03:43 PM