Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
*sigh* Keep trying.
Posted by: RobinP at October 2, 2004 06:15 PM I got it from some shithead who trolled on my blog.
For a second I thought this was going to be the joke that ends with the bear saying "you don't come here to hunt, do you?!"...
Posted by: Lorena at October 3, 2004 08:32 PM