October 02, 2004

Hunting Joke

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Posted by dr at October 2, 2004 02:00 PM | TrackBack


Where do you hear these? ;-)

Posted by: Funkalicious at October 2, 2004 04:38 PM

*sigh* Keep trying.

Posted by: RobinP at October 2, 2004 06:15 PM

I got it from some shithead who trolled on my blog.

Posted by: Desert Raspberry at October 2, 2004 10:13 PM

For a second I thought this was going to be the joke that ends with the bear saying "you don't come here to hunt, do you?!"...

Posted by: Lorena at October 3, 2004 08:32 PM
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