I have seen a number of risque T-shirts lately, so I thought I would post a few I remember.
(Some are gross, and not funny, but I will list them here. So-reader beware)
Snatch- the best stuff on earth (written to look like a Snapple ad )
It's better to be injected than blown.
Need Head
If at first you don't succeed, suck harder.
No, you can't take it with you, but I will let you hold it for a while.
Goddammit Charlie Brown, I told you if you pull it out I won't sink!(Lucy is yelling at him)
I see dumb people.
Your proctologist called. They found your head.
Tell your boobs to quit looking at my eyes.
Silly Faggot, Dicks are for chicks!
Yes I am.
Bend over, I'll drive.
Don't ask me 4 shit.
Elvis shot JFK
Is that your face, or did your neck throw up ?
Did you fart?
Who Farted ?
Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you stand alone.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Save the whales. Harpoon a fat chick.
Save the planet, commit suicide.
If I throw you a bone, will you go away?
Psychotic State University
Bullshit
I miss my ex, but my aim is getting better.