June 18, 2004

Michael Moore-proof why pigs and rats shouldn't breed

Does anybody take this corn turd seriously ?
He's been caught in so many lies....
(WARNING: Mature readers only!)

He claimed his latest flim (misspelling intended) had 1000 screenings. Then it was 700. Now it has been confirmed at 412 screenings.
He claimed to have been interviewed by Fred Barnes of The Beltway Boys
Barnes says it never happened.
Sounds like dellusions of grandeur to me.
Either that or he can't find a pig to fornicate with.
How can a bastard like this survive ? He bites the very hand that feeds him, yet he goes on. He has the IQ of an Ice Cube, looks like Jabba the Hutt, and acts like he hasn't had a bowel movement in 20 years.
When the day comes that your star shines no more, you can find sympathy between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
It must suck to be you. You probably should sue McDonald's for making you so fat that you can't reach your penis- assuming you have one.

Posted by dr at June 18, 2004 08:24 PM | TrackBack
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