Last 48 hours in a nutshell

This was fun to post

Day 1
Wake up, realize I am off for 3 days and smile, watch some covereage on the passing of President Reagan, air conditioner pump fails dammit, go to parent's house to cool off and house sit during their trip, watch more TV coverage of the passing of Reagan, come back home for a time, then go to store, return to parents house; then I go to pick up some prescriptions come back, becomes windy, try to take flag down, twist ankle, go to hospital, wait wait wait wait- somebody comes in to ER looking worse than me- wait wait wait some more- somebody else comes in looking bad- wait wait wait again dammit- jiminy christmas- 2 1/2 hours later I am called in, wait, now X ray, no breaks, just a sprain- hurts like a sonuvabitch- get chill pills that turn me into Beavis & Butthead, realize that I am off for a few more days more than planned- try to use crutches- look stupid.
Day 2
Fitful sleep, wake up, need to pee, hobble into bathroom, then back to bed, wake up a few hours later with the same problem, do the same thing;
Wake up at normal time, get taken to my employer to show what's happened to me, drive around on motorized shopping cart- feel stupid.
Go home, get ready for ride to appointment, learn my daughter has a cavity, return home, see cop peeing off the road- oh joy- try to go online and post- internet slow and lethargic- sombitch pissing me off- dammit dammit dammit- frigging piece of amphibian shit- give it up for the day- hobble to bed- notice my good foot is developing a callous- what's next ?