Suppositories

A man goes to a doctor complaining about a pain in his ass....

The doctor diagnoses inflamed hemmorhoids and hands him
Preparation H and tells him "Take these and see me in a week for a follow up."
A week later the patient returns, looking miserable.
The Dr. asks "Do you feel any better?"
The patient says "No- and for all these damn suppositories were worth, I might as well have shoved them up my ass!"