May 24, 2004

New cure for chapped lips

A cowboy rides into a town in the wild west....

....he rides up to the front of a saloon. The bartender is watching the stranger with suspicion. The mysterious cowboy gets off his horse, walks around to the back, lifts up the horse's tail, and kisses it's asshole, then strolls inside.

He orders a drink from the shocked bartender, who promptly gives it to him.

After a few minutes, the bartender could no longer stand it and blurts out:
"Umm- why did you kiss your horse on the asshole?"

Cowboy: "Because I have chapped lips."

Bartender: "What good does that do?"

Cowboy: "Keeps me from licking them."

Posted by dr at May 24, 2004 10:34 PM | TrackBack
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