These two jokes are probably the dumbest I have heard in a long time....
A redhead, brunette and a blonde are sitting in an OB GYN clinic talking amongst themselves. The redhead asks the brunette "Do you know what sex your baby is?"
The brunette says "I was on top when the baby was conceived, so it's going to be a boy."
The redhead says "I was on the bottom, so I am having a girl."
The blonde falls out of her chair and cries hysterically.....
Then she says "Oh My God- I'm going to have puppies!"
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says:
"I'm sorry- we don't serve food."